Only what needs you.
Secretary of Nonsense is a personal assistant that reads the places your work arrives (Slack, your calendar, your email if you add it, the news you follow) and tells you, in a sentence each, what needs you now. Everything else it files, so you can catch up when you choose.
Now
The few things that need you: who asked, what they need, and by when.
Catch up
A short story of each channel and thread, instead of every message.
Ask
Ask about your own day, mail and messages, and get an answer with its sources.
Read-only
It reads; it never sends, deletes or changes anything in your accounts.
It thinks with your own ChatGPT plan, under your own account. Made by Metatheory Inc.; an early version, for a small group of people.